got bothered.
He's beating me
and coming down on me...
...I said, "I make her laugh. "
That's not a lie, that's a gift,
goddamn it.
He can't do it.
He said if he can't do it,
he sure as shit's gonna stop it.
And he went for me, and...
...she got in the way
all of a sudden, and...
...he put her head inside a fucking wall.
If it was my fucking head,
it would've been all right...
...but it wasn't. It was hers!
If it was my fucking fat head,
it would've been all right.
She's a beautiful kid.
She's 5 fucking years old.
She's got a pretty little laugh.
She still laughs, as a matter of fact.
Barbra Streisand didn't
change her name.
-I don't want to talk about it.
-I'll call you Doris, like always.
I won't answer.
-It's a perfectly good name.
-For a perfectly good person.
A skinny, boring, nondescript,
perfectly good person.
I have a lot of friends named Doris,
and they are none of those things.
-Yeah, but they're all--
-What?
No, no, no. Say it. Go ahead. Say it!
I would like to know what my daughter
thinks is wrong with my friends.
I don't want a middle-aged name.
I can't relate to it.
You can call me Dominique.
Dominique.
-That's ridiculous.
-It's French.
-I know what it is, but it's not you.
-I'll grow into it.
-Dominique Finsecker?
-No. Dominique Dupont.
-Sounds like a hooker.
-Oh, Mama.
I don't know what's happening to you.
Tell me what's happening to you.
Where did my Doris go?
Something wonderful is happening
to me, Mama. I'm growing up.
You're becoming somebody else.
-I'm becoming an actress.
-I want you to be the Doris that I know.
That I love. That helps
me with the groceries.
Makes me birthday cards...
...out of Cheerio packets, huh?
Not Dominique...
...who stays out all night.
Oh, Mama.
And gets pregnant.
Or has an abortion, God forbid.
Now, Dominique, she'd be smart.
But my Doris...
...she's dumb enough
to get knocked up--
Mama, it was just one night!
That's all it takes.
We'd like to welcome everyone to
The Rocky Horror Picture Show...
...here at the 8th Street Playhouse!
And our regulars would
like to wish a warm welcome...
...to all you virgins!
We have some special occasions tonight.
Tonight is Gail's birthday.
We have a special button
for a special young lady.
Tonight is Christine's 1 50th time!
Let's hear it for her! Come on!
Now, we have a special warning
from the management.
No lit candles. No throwing
food at the screen. Understand?
Get on with the show!
This is the fucking show!
lf you don't like it...
...you can go see the movie
in Staten lsland!
Boy, is he in for a surprise tonight.
All right, for the cheers!
-Give me an R!
-R!
-Give me an O!
-O!
-Give me a C!
-C!
-Give me a K!
-K!
-Give me a Y!
-Y!
-What's it spell?
-Rocky!
-I can't hear you!
-Rocky!
-One more time!
-Rocky!
-Give me an E!
-E!
-Give me an A!
-A!
-What kind of time we gonna have?
-E-A!
Where did that
motorcyclist come from?
I guess we'll have to turn back.
-What was that bang?
-Must have a blowout.
Damn it!
-I should have gotten that spare fixed.
-Asshole!
Stay here and keep warm.
I'll go for help.
Where will you go
in the middle of nowhere?
What's white and sells hamburgers?
Didn 't we pass a castle down the road?
Maybe they have a telephone.
I'm going with you.
Kick it!
Hey, Janet! How about fries
to go with that shake?
Take the risk!
Hey, Riff, show us your mother!
Watch the film.
How's it go?
Oh, my God.
-You did what?
-I got stoned.
She took her top off.
She played with her bongos.
-I did not!
-It was incredible!
It was more than incredible, it was fun.
I felt naked when people looked at me
before. But they weren't looking at me...
...they were looking at someone
I put on. Like a costume.
If I don't have a personality, so what?
I'm an actress.
I can put on
as many personalities as I want.
-To schizophrenia!
-Abso-fucking-lutely!
-Abso-fucking-what?
-You kids ready to order now?
-