language?
We have a standing ovation
over there.
That's great. Hon, where you from?
Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
Yeah, friends are important.
You know, I, uh...
I live in the South Bronx, and up there,
you got the Harlems of—
Shit! I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Fuck it.
That was supposed to be...
The north- The countries north
of Harlem and west of Puerto Rico.
That's what it was supposed to be.
Yes, indeed it was.
Anyway, there's lots of things there:
Rats, cockroaches,
and, you know, little bugs.
You know what cockroaches are?
Little things that crawl in the night.
Listen, I don't mean to alarm you,
but if you don't laugh, you'll get cancer.
[RALPH COUGHING]
Sorry. That was probably in bad taste,
and I didn't really...
Excuse me. Fuck it.
Thank you very much.
[MICROPHONE THUDS]
What do you want?
Pizza sounds good.
You wanna eat?
Could you give me a break, all right?
We could split a special,
with anchovies, maybe.
Fuck anchovies. I died out there,
you're talking about fucking pizzas?
- No, I'm talking about eating pizzas.
- Oh, that's very funny. You're a howl.
You should have been out there.
The audience hated me.
- You had a bad night. That happens.
- Not to me, it doesn't.
What do you want? Insurance?
You're in the wrong business.
Performers aren't safe.
We're pie-in-the-face people.
Look, don't lecture me.
All right, Sir Laurence?
All anyone ever promised you was
seven classes a day and a hot lunch.
The rest is up to you.
Back in the Middle Ages, actors,
they didn't even want to bury us.
Well, they do now.
Not if you're good.
How do you know?
How do you know if you're good?
Maybe you never know.
You just hang in, I guess.
You know the weirdest thing...
...is Freddie.
When he made it, he realized
it was everything he hated.
Cadillac Eldorado.
Pocketful of Quaaludes.
Johnny Carson.
It was no special shit.
You're not Freddie, Ralph.
I know that. I know.
Know something else about Freddie?
Freddie didn't even want to be Freddie.
- No?
- No. He wanted to be Joe Namath.
You laughed.
- Guess I'm funny.
- Let's get out of here.
[MUMBLING]
Uh-uh.
57"?
[RALPH CHUCKLES]
Okay, you're finished.
Stand over there.
Go on. Keep the line moving.
Come on.
[BATON TAPPING]
[SINGING]
/ sing the body electric
/ celebrate the me yet to come
/ toast to my own reunion
When I become one with the sun
And I'll look back on Venus
I'll look back on Mars
And I'll burn with the fire
Of 10 million stars
And in time, and in time
We will all be stars
/ sing the body electric
/ glory in the glow of rebirth
Creating my own tomorrow
When I shall embody the earth
- And I'll serenade Venus
- And I'll serenade Venus
- /'// serenade Mars
- I'll serenade Mars
- And I'll burn with the fire
- And I'll burn with the fire
- Of 10 million stars
- Of 10 million stars
- And in time, and in time
- And in time, and in time
- We will all be stars
- We will all be stars
Yeah
- Ooh, yeah
- Yeah, yeah
We are the emperors now
And we are the czars
- And in time
- And in time
We will all be
- / sing the body electric
- Stars
/ celebrate the me yet to come
- / toast to my own reunion
- My own reunion
When I become one with the sun
- And I'll look back on Venus
- Look back on Venus
- /'// look back on Mars
- Look back on Mars
- And I'll burn with the fire
- Burn
Of 10 million stars
- And in time, and in time
- And in time
- And in time, and in time
- And in time
- And in time
- And in time
We will all be
Stars
[ENGLISH SDH]I always worry that maybe people aren't
gonna like me when I go to a party.
Isn't that crazy?
Do you ever get kind of a sick feeling in
your stomach when you dread things?
I wouldn't wanna miss a party,
but every time I go to one...
...I keep feeling like
the whole world's against me.
See, I've spent my whole life
in military academies.
My mother doesn't have a place for me
where she lives...
...and she doesn't know